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The Adventures of Map Man

This is Map Man. He sits in the window seat of an airplane, contemplating the events that transpired just hours before.


As he sat, he wondered, he contemplated....

What the heck even happened?!


 


Earlier that day, he woke up in an unfamiliar place. He had no recollection of what happened before he fell unconscious.







Scared and confused, he ate his shirt out of self defense.

















After wandering around a bit, he was greeted by a blinding light...

And he found himself waking up in yet another unfamiliar place.


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After a brief series of unimportant shenanigans that ultimately culminated in him 127 hours-ing his own leg...









...he finally found his way to an airport, where they properly patched up his wounds and offered him a free plane ticket for his troubles.




And that was it.


 

It was over. It was finally done. He would look back on this day and think "I'm not quite sure if that even happened. Did I dream that?" and then continue on with his mediocre existence.


But right now. Right now. He felt a warm feeling in his chest. That strange high you feel when you get you get out of a truly horrible situation. When you've suffered through pain, confusion, fear; When you've somehow narrowly avoided sleeping on a bench and probably getting mugged, this feeling. This feeling arises.


The feeling of finally going home.



Home...





Where is his home?




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