>>Let's get started shall we?

A young reader stands in his room. It just so happens that this is their first day on the job.

Your name is Yet To Be Determined, but people tend to call you WEIR DOE. You're not entirely sure why.

You are currently looping through some idle animation. Your interests include READING, SPYING ON STRANGERS, and YELLING RANDOMLY.

You picked up this job because you have no discernible skills or traits. It doesn't pay, but it gives you an excuse not to hang out with people and you can finally tell your parents that you are employed. You will read anything. No matter how unoriginal, directionless, or complicated it may be, you're there enjoying every second of it. Because maybe, just maybe, it'll turn into something great.

You haven't picked out a username yet. You're sort of like a beta-tester for this company's new website.

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