>>Check Drawer

You take a moment to check the drawer in your room. It is completely empty, except for a single catalog (is that how you spell it?)

Despite the catalog only being two pages, there's quite a few things you can buy.

There's a section for furniture. It slowly dawns on you that your room only consists of a desk, an empty drawer, and a computer. You don't even have a chair. Or a bed. Maybe you should consider redecorating. There's also quite a few strange devices. One of them is a chair with an odd helmet attachment. Another is a platform looking thing with a hand, a paw-print, and a circle with two dots in the middle. There's also something called an Ameg Portal for 60 bucks. Its got this weird greenish-purplish aura. The rest of this stuff is 6-21 bucks.

There's also a section for clothing. You realize that maybe a white t-shirt and no pants isn't consider "business" attire. There's hoodies, shirts, ties, even pants! Fancy! They all have a number correlating to a "pulchritude" score. You have no idea what that means but it sounds cool. There's also some deals on straight up armor. Like, hard down bulletproof vests and tactical gloves with some medieval suits thrown in for color. All less than 6 bucks. Now that's a bargain.

The last section is a little weird. They sort of look like computer upgrades but not like ones you've ever seen before. There's a donation box you can download for free so you assume that's how you'll be getting payed. But then there's all this...odd software? Like the Interactive Pointing Device, which really just looks like a mouse. The Interdimensional Short Messaging System, which looks sort of like a chatroom made with basic html (with the description "Dynamic appearance" written underneath). The last thing here is the Super Powerful And Cool Extra Spaces. It's shortened down to S.P.A.C.E.S, but since the the last S in the title stands for Spaces, it really seems redundant to turn it into an acronym. The mouse and SPACES are only 3 bucks each, but the SMS is 18 bucks. Strange how there's no anti-virus software...

The bottom of the page says "More coming soon!!!" You don't have any money yet, so the only thing you can afford at the moment is the donation box. You copy the code and easily install it into the computer.

donate some beans

A little donation box appears at the top left corner. You don't notice at first, but apparently its a clickable image that leads to a ko-fi account. You wonder who exactly is meant to be donating to you. You assume they'll be super cool dudes, so you'll try your best to impress them and do everything they say. You hope that reading web comics is considered as "cool dude" behavior.

>>CHECK PRICES

>>BUY STUFF

>>KEEP READING

>>other